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A great bet of Rs 10,00,0000

An old woman came to a big bank in Mumbai.

She went straight to the manager’s cabin and said, “I want to deposit some money in this bank”.
Manager: How many are there?

Old woman: It will be twenty-one lakh!!

Manager: Oh, that’s great, you have a lot of money!! What do you do?

Old woman: Nothing special, just a bet!

Manager: What? You’ve raised so much money by betting?

That’s amazing...

Old woman: Nothing special, child! I can bet you a lakh rupees right now that you are wearing a wig!!

Manager: (Smiling)..Hey Grandma, I’m still young, I have real hair on my head. I don’t wear a wig!!

Then why don’t you bet? The old woman said!

The manager thought, “If the old lady has come to spend a lakh rupees, why not take advantage of it?”... It’s true that we don’t use wigs. The manager agreed to bet one lakh rupees.

Old woman said: The case is worth one lakh rupees, so I will come tomorrow morning at ten o’clock sharp with my lawyers and the outcome of the bet will be decided in front of them."

Manager: Okay, if that’s the case...

The manager couldn’t sleep all night, his mind and thoughts were revolving around the one lakh rupees and the old woman. At exactly ten in the morning, the old woman came into the manager’s cabin with the lawyers and said, “Are you ready?”

Manager: Yes!!

Old woman: The lawyer is also here, and the matter is worth one lakh rupees, so I want to make sure that you have put on a wig!! For this, I just want to pull your hair lightly with my hands!! The manager thought for a moment and nodded.

The old woman approached the manager and slowly started pulling the manager's hair. At the same time, the lawyer suddenly started banging his head against the wall.

The manager said... Lawyer, what happened?

Old woman said nothing; he was in big shock.

I had bet him five lakhs that I could pull the hair of a Bank Manager.

in the city at ten o’clock this morning.

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Copy Editor: Upasana Chatterjee

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  • O. P. Ajmera
  • Manish Gulati
  • Manoj Sharma
  • Sanjay Sharma
  • Mohit Maheshwari
  • Jyoti Gupta

 

 

 

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