Wisecrack
Funny Things That Happened the Other Day on the Computer
Why do programmers prefer dark mode?
Because the light attracts bugs!
Why was the computer cold?
It left its Windows open.
What’s a computer’s favourite snack?
Microchips!
Why can't computers take their hats off?
Because they have CAPS LOCK on!
Why do Java developers wear glasses?
Because they can’t C#.
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
It had a byte to eat!
How did the computer greet the user?
"Hello, World!"
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
It had a virus!
What’s the most efficient way to make a computer laugh?
Tell it a byte-sized joke.
Why was the website so good at making friends?
It had great cookies!